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An open Letter to the Essendon Football Club

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December 1, 2011
Isn't it football season yet?

Dear Mr Evans/Mr Hird, I thought I’d write you a letter. Not because I think you will care what I have to say but it helps me feel better to get it off my chest. At least that what therapists say it does and I can’t afford a therapist. I am a lifelong Essendon...
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Who’s your Daddy??

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May 27, 2010
Who’s your Daddy??

Well we can all breathe a sigh of relief; St Kilda players have been cleared of any wrong doing in having sex with a teenage girl and getting her pregnant. What a relief this must be for the family of the girl in question. I guess all they need to work out now is...
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We’ll have a gay old time

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May 21, 2010
We’ll have a gay old time

When I was a little kid gay was still associated with happiness, the Flintstones jingle and a popular nut covered ice cream.  Times have changed and society has changed a lot in 35 years. The average suburban heterosexual has been bludgeoned into accepting this new society ‘norm’ whether they like it or not. Put your head up as...
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Storm Damage and the rising damp in the AFL

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April 29, 2010
Storm Damage

As an AFL football follower i care not about Rugby League or the Storm. This article is not about the Melbourne Storm. As a regular reader (online) of the Herald Sun rag i seem to spend as much time reading ‘reader comments’ as the actual articles these days. The inability of many to spell...
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AFL and NRL could be the best of enemies?

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November 22, 2009
How can we be lovers if we can’t be friends?

With the inclusion of Western Sydney into the Australian Football League (AFL) competition in 2012 the National Rugby League (NRL) is circling the wagons and preparing for all out war in its traditional heartland. With its war chest funded by lucrative television rights the AFL will stop at nothing to ensure the long term...
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And they’re off and drinking in the 2009 Melbourne Cup

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October 12, 2009
Who said there was a problem with binge drinking??

The month of October is always very quiet in Australia, the weather can often fluctuate, summer is still two months away, the main football codes have come to an end and the international cricket season is yet to see an over bowled in anger. The only show in town is the Spring Racing Carnival....
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