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Conspiracy Theories

“The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists”. – Edgar J Hoover

The Commusmurf Manifesto

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January 7, 2012
The Commusmurf Manifesto

  Conspiracy theories really allow you to maintain a sense of humour when all about the world stagnates and all too slowly devours itself. A good one is that the early 1980′s cartoon The Smurfs was Cold War communist propaganda. Or atleast a great representation of a communist utopia. Its all there, the communal...
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My Never Ending Kardashian Nightmare

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December 9, 2011
The Kardashians now with an FDA health warning

I know we are living in the age of celebrity. I understand that people no longer want to be famous for being talented. No, being a famous singer, dancer, musician, actor or painter requires hard work, skill, determination, struggle, failure, pain and luck. There is an easier and far more lucrative route that can...
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The Beatles Beard Conspiracy

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December 1, 2011
The Beatles Beard Conspiracy

  There has been a lot written about why The Beatles broke up. Most of the penned ammunition unloaded on John Lennon’s sweet angelic muse Yoko Ono.  But this is a historic injustice. The evidence for the implosion of the greatest pop band of all time is right in our faces, or more correctly,...
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Let the Experts steer the Ship

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November 19, 2011
Let the Experts steer the Ship

 I would like to take issue with the recent scribbling about the change of government in Italy. To be brief Henington is out of his depth and should go back to criticizing Howard-era Liberals in Australia, as he has no idea about the complexities of Italian politics and the importance of stability in the...
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George Soros, the cunning Puppeteer of WikiLeaks

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December 13, 2010
Soros & cat

So according to some an 80 year old billionaire Jew is pulling the strings on this Wikileak drama to achieve his aim of world domination? Hmm, I’m not sure, it’s just seems too easy man, too scripted! Don’t tell me he also strokes a Persian cat and has a hideous evil chuckle! “Hah hah...
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WikiLeaks – uncovering the truth or hiding it?

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December 6, 2010
Julian Assange, bad hair & CIA operative

WikiLeaks, man it’s crazy stuff, not that there’s any major surprises for those of us who already knew that the US had such an intricate web of octopi tentacles around the embassies of the world. It will be nice to at least to see those White House puppets struggle to respond, and all their...
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Dear Prime Minister, Mr Clark, Mr Fydenberg and Mr Pyne

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November 21, 2010
Do you mind if I call you Julian??

From: Doyle To: robert.clark@parliament.vic.gov.au; c.pyne.mp@aph.gov.au; josh.frydenberg.mp@aph.gov.au; Julia.Gillard.MP@aph.gov.au Sent: Sun, 21 November, 2010 4:07:42 PM Subject: Greetings From The Faux Dear Prime Minister, Mr Clark, Mr Fydenberg and Mr Pyne I do apologise for the delay in writing, I have been meaning to for some weeks now but I’ve been completely swamped. You know how...
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9/11 a fairytale

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October 20, 2010
Once Apon a Time...Stood Two Mighty Towers

Union boss Kevin Braken stuck his head up today and is in the process of getting it knocked off. I could have warned you Kev. As I’ve stated in an earlier article, if you have an alternative view to the standard PC views on anything you will be ridiculed into silence. John Faine called...
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A Day in the Life of The Faux’s. Part One.

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November 22, 2009
conspiracy-theory-6

It’s not easy working for The Faux Journalist. Our boss is a real bastard at times. Sending us here and there all over Sydney chasing stories and vox pop hot spots. It’s not all writing, whisky and women, as some of our fans seem to think. Though there is some of that. And other...
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Conspiracies – Distorting Reality

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September 12, 2009
Conspiracies – Distorting Reality

 Controlled demolitions, remote control planes, faked phone calls, missing Jewish workers and even reptilian shape-shifting aliens are just some of the many conspiracy theories that have arisen in the 8 years since the September 11 terrorist attacks. It’s easy for the likes of Mathias Bröckers, Morgan O. Reynolds, David Shayler and Francesco Cossiga to...
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