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An open Letter to the Essendon Football Club

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December 1, 2011
Isn't it football season yet?

Dear Mr Evans/Mr Hird, I thought I’d write you a letter. Not because I think you will care what I have to say but it helps me feel better to get it off my chest. At least that what therapists say it does and I can’t afford a therapist. I am a lifelong Essendon...
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Pistorius the PC nightmare

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September 7, 2011
Pistorius the PC nightmare

I love to see the PC police in a lather. To see them confronted with a really awkward scenario and how they fumble around totally bereft of ideas on how to deal with it. Oscar Pistorius has collected a 4 x 400m relay medal at the Athletics World Championships this week albeit as a...
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Vive La Tour

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July 24, 2011
Vive La Tour

In 1998 I decided to sell my first car a 1963 EH Holden Premier sedan. I’d had it for 7 years during which time I repainted it, replaced the engine and transmission, upgraded to disc brakes and a set of dragway mags etc. It was my pride and joy, however it was time to...
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Who’s your Daddy??

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May 27, 2010
Who’s your Daddy??

Well we can all breathe a sigh of relief; St Kilda players have been cleared of any wrong doing in having sex with a teenage girl and getting her pregnant. What a relief this must be for the family of the girl in question. I guess all they need to work out now is...
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Storm Damage and the rising damp in the AFL

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April 29, 2010
Storm Damage

As an AFL football follower i care not about Rugby League or the Storm. This article is not about the Melbourne Storm. As a regular reader (online) of the Herald Sun rag i seem to spend as much time reading ‘reader comments’ as the actual articles these days. The inability of many to spell...
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Fascism in Football

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January 18, 2010
Fascism in Football

News that Southern football league team St Kilda City had done a deal with a local brothel on some desperately needed sponsorship dollars was swiftly followed by another headline announcing the Australian Football League (AFL) had stepped in to stop it. How is this possible you may ask? For decades local football clubs have...
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Shame on you David Gallop, shame…

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December 17, 2009

The arrest of Danny Wicks, Newcastle Knights cult hero and potential rugby league superstar on drug trafficking charges should send clear and loud message to the NRL, time to increase the salary cap. Why should our football heroes be forced to dabble in the illegal and dangerous world of illegal narcotics to earn a...
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Tiger Woods: Advice for a player

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December 11, 2009

With new and more salacious details surfacing on the sexploits of Tiger Woods the Faux’s hit the streets of Sydney to gather public opinion on what the Tiger should do.
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AFL and NRL could be the best of enemies?

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November 22, 2009
How can we be lovers if we can’t be friends?

With the inclusion of Western Sydney into the Australian Football League (AFL) competition in 2012 the National Rugby League (NRL) is circling the wagons and preparing for all out war in its traditional heartland. With its war chest funded by lucrative television rights the AFL will stop at nothing to ensure the long term...
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I say, I don’t like cricket, oh no, I find it mildly interesting

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November 22, 2009

This year’s summer of cricket is likely to be as interesting as watching repeats of channel nines ill-conceived chat show The Catch Up. With 6 test matches and 10 one day games against mediocre opposition tonight’s 20 twenty All Star game looms as the highlight of a summer. While the West Indies have sent...
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