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Just what exactly is an ETS? “It’s like a really fun game!”

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November 22, 2009
Just what exactly is an ETS? “It’s like a really fun game!”

Picture a group of brats in a creche making a huge mess, throwing food and paints around, forcing other kids to eat crayons and swallow Lego, shitting and pissing wherever they want, eating it, wiping the walls with it, rubbing it in others kids faces and hair. This little group are certified little psychopaths...
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Nick Xenophon, Anti-Scientologist, We Salute You!

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November 17, 2009
Nick Xenophon, Anti-Scientologist, We Salute You!

You little independent balance o’ power ripper, anti-gambling, anti-work choices, pro-Kyoto when no one gave a fuck. But now. Now. Tonight in a Channel Nine News Flash in the middle of the Best of Hoges, they say you’ve thrashed it out in the Senate against Scientology! Too early to analyse the main medias attention...
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Anyone with an undeclared nuclear arsenal, take one step forward.

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October 26, 2009
Anyone with an undeclared nuclear arsenal, take one step forward.

I’m a simple man, I play fantasy football, I enjoy watching repeats of Two and a Half Men and Seinfeld, I read The Age, I detest radio talk back and I think Wayne Carey is an arsehole with no redeemable qualities. So it’s not surprising that I struggle to understand why there is such...
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There Will Be Blood, A Never Ending Supply

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September 22, 2009
There Will Be Blood, A Never Ending Supply

When Federal Court Judge Peter Heerey handed down the heaviest fine in Australian corporate history to Visy he said of the cartel they had been running with AMMCOR “It was carefully and deliberately concealed. It was operated by men who were fully aware of its seriously unlawful nature.” The Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development...
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Green Shoots in the Dung Heap

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September 16, 2009
Sorry did you say "Green Shoots"?

So now we’re getting all the ‘Green Shoots’ stories, the ‘Back from the Brink’ stories, the year anniversary of the ’28 Days That Shook the World!’ stories, the ‘Worst is Over’ stories. That’s great. And with $5 Trillion of global citizens cash pumped into that evil beast of an economy you’d want to be...
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Conspiracies – Distorting Reality

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September 12, 2009
Conspiracies – Distorting Reality

 Controlled demolitions, remote control planes, faked phone calls, missing Jewish workers and even reptilian shape-shifting aliens are just some of the many conspiracy theories that have arisen in the 8 years since the September 11 terrorist attacks. It’s easy for the likes of Mathias Bröckers, Morgan O. Reynolds, David Shayler and Francesco Cossiga to generate...
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