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As George Orwell said, “In our age there is no such thing as “keeping out of politics.” All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia”.

Here we Gay again

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February 15, 2012
th_gayprez

You can’t open a paper or turn on the telly these days without being bombarded with stories on gays, the virtues of being gay, gay marriage , gay sport stars,  sitcom characters and other assorted attention seekers outing themselves. After Magda came out on TV Jeff Kennett followed up this morning with his unsubstantiated AFL...
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So much for the fucking Arab Spring…

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January 22, 2012
So much for the fucking Arab Spring…

So much for the fucking Arab Spring in Egypt. The fucking Muslim Brotherhood won 38% of the fucking vote, combined with the fucking ultra-conservative medieval nut jobs the Islamist Al-Nour Party that got 29%, that makes a two-thirds majority to religious crazies. The party of the youthful revolutionary movement was mostly a no show....
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Let the Experts steer the Ship

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November 19, 2011
Let the Experts steer the Ship

 I would like to take issue with the recent scribbling about the change of government in Italy. To be brief Henington is out of his depth and should go back to criticizing Howard-era Liberals in Australia, as he has no idea about the complexities of Italian politics and the importance of stability in the...
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Ronald sacked as mascot of McDonaldland (or Berlusconi resigns)

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November 13, 2011
Berlusconi joins the Ousted Dictators of 2011 club

For as long as many can remember Ronald has been the clown face of McDonald’s, inhabiting his fantasy world called McDonaldland, having adventures with his strange friends such as Mayor McCheese, the Hamburgular , and Grimace. But after accusations of involvement with the McDonaldland criminal underworld, political corruption, abuse of his media power,  illegal...
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How do you solve a problem like Ron Paul?

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September 29, 2011
Hi my name is Ron Paul

It’s hard for me to say this but I have a man crush on a 76 year old Congressman from Texas. Yes I know, me a husband and father whom some would argue holds some ‘homophobic views’ cannot get enough of Crazy Uncle Ron. Who? you ask. Ron Paul I say otherwise known as...
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REVOLUTION IN MILAN

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May 31, 2011
REVOLUTION IN MILAN

          Red flags waving in all the squares. Orange flags. The hammer and sickle in power. Offices and shops empty of staff who flocked onto the streets shouting full of hope and relief, while brass bands, fusion jazz and Italian folk bands flogged it out in any corner they could find, clapped on by...
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Has the Ranga fallen off her tree?

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February 2, 2011
Has anyone seen my car keys?

What is the responsibility of government?   Isn’t some of it to provide essential services to the public?  To maintain responsible fiscal policies? To rebuild that which has been destroyed? The latter ties in with the first two – how? Let me explain. The current Federal Labour government……I’d almost throw in the current state...
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The Evil Doers

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January 28, 2011
Hero or Villian

JFK Speech Addresses Wikileaks Revelations In one of his more celebrated “State of the Union” addresses George W Bush coined the phrase “evil doers”. Specifically it was in reference to persons with bombs strapped on but it later became a reference point to target anyone who says or does anything in opposition to American Hegemonic...
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Australia’s crocodile tears for drowned refugees

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December 16, 2010
Crocodile tears for dead refugees

Australia truly perplexes me. Since the Liberal Government of John Howard took office in 1996 refugees have been condemned as queue jumping criminals. While many people anticipated a softening on this stance when Kevin Rudd swept Labor into power in 2007 little has changed. We think that a hardline stance of sending refugees to...
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Big Ted

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December 3, 2010
BIGTED

Dear Ted, First let me congratulate you on becoming Premier of Victoria. I only wish you had another colleague in your team as the member for Eltham. Alas, Steve ‘do nothing’ Herbert fell over the line on preferences again. I want to take this opportunity to tell you a few things. Firstly, those bloody...
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