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Henington

Henington Henington or as he is otherwise known as “The Clerk” has a passion for equality, social justice and the welfare of Australia’s burgeoning lower middle class. An expensive, well framed qualification hangs on his wall that he walks past every morning as he trudges off to work as another lowly ranked employee for one of Australia’s most iconic companies.

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So much for the fucking Arab Spring…

January 22, 2012
So much for the fucking Arab Spring…

So much for the fucking Arab Spring in Egypt. The fucking Muslim Brotherhood won 38% of the fucking vote, combined with the fucking ultra-conservative medieval nut jobs the Islamist Al-Nour Party that got 29%, that makes a two-thirds majority to religious crazies. The party of the youthful revolutionary movement was mostly a no show....
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Milan: 5000 In Bed With Australian.

January 11, 2012
Milan: 5000 In Bed With Australian.

  There’s an Australian that has Northern Italians feverish. This year already 23,330 in Lombardy and 4,660 in Milan have been in bed with her. Its this seasons strand of influenza and they have named it l’Australiana (scroll down for the article, the second sentence actually reads “A lot of people are under the...
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The Commusmurf Manifesto

January 7, 2012
The Commusmurf Manifesto

  Conspiracy theories really allow you to maintain a sense of humour when all about the world stagnates and all too slowly devours itself. A good one is that the early 1980′s cartoon The Smurfs was Cold War communist propaganda. Or atleast a great representation of a communist utopia. Its all there, the communal...
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The Beatles Beard Conspiracy

December 1, 2011
The Beatles Beard Conspiracy

  There has been a lot written about why The Beatles broke up. Most of the penned ammunition unloaded on John Lennon’s sweet angelic muse Yoko Ono.  But this is a historic injustice. The evidence for the implosion of the greatest pop band of all time is right in our faces, or more correctly,...
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Let the Experts steer the Ship

November 19, 2011
Let the Experts steer the Ship

 I would like to take issue with the recent scribbling about the change of government in Italy. To be brief Henington is out of his depth and should go back to criticizing Howard-era Liberals in Australia, as he has no idea about the complexities of Italian politics and the importance of stability in the...
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Ronald sacked as mascot of McDonaldland (or Berlusconi resigns)

November 13, 2011
Berlusconi joins the Ousted Dictators of 2011 club

For as long as many can remember Ronald has been the clown face of McDonald’s, inhabiting his fantasy world called McDonaldland, having adventures with his strange friends such as Mayor McCheese, the Hamburgular , and Grimace. But after accusations of involvement with the McDonaldland criminal underworld, political corruption, abuse of his media power,  illegal...
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The Great FREELANCER Blogger-Slave Conspiracy

October 4, 2011
The Great FREELANCER Blogger-Slave Conspiracy

I started having Orwellian visions of the New Blog Order. All these blogs, who knows what percentage, may come from cramped sub-continental call-center style environments with the coolies mindlessly banging out articles and blogs all day while their colleagues over the partition are flat out adding comments to them all as quickly as they...
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A Blog-hating blogger blogs…

September 27, 2011
A Blog-hating blogger blogs…

     Ok, what are we going to do about all these blogs? There are just too many. I am the first in line in respecting everyones right to express themselves, but come on now. What happened to private diaries? Put a lock on it, keep it under your pillow. Write in pen, doodle in...
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SHARKS ON TRIAL

September 5, 2011
SHARKS ON TRIAL

           “AUTHORITIES HUNT KILLER SHARK”. My immediate thought was – so will it be killed or what? Brought to trial? Suited up, provided a public defence lawyer, innocent until proven guilty and all that? Then I read “The latest attack has prompted calls for the offending shark to be hunted down and killed…...
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REVOLUTION IN MILAN

May 31, 2011
REVOLUTION IN MILAN

          Red flags waving in all the squares. Orange flags. The hammer and sickle in power. Offices and shops empty of staff who flocked onto the streets shouting full of hope and relief, while brass bands, fusion jazz and Italian folk bands flogged it out in any corner they could find, clapped on by...
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