There once was time when people said’sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me’ Not anymore. Stephanie Rice caught the ire of Ian Roberts and the all powerful gay lobby today with a remark on Twitter. She referred to the Springboks as faggots after they lost to the Wallabies...
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Does anyone remember the add for the Mitsubishi Canter light truck? It featured 3 well fed Sumo wrestlers all jammed in the cab. Not sooo Squeezy! Good for a laugh and I’m sure they sold plenty of trucks. Nowadays anyone trying to ride a train into the city during Melbourne peak times can partake...
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There is a huge shit fight going on between the government and mining companies over the new ’super profits’ tax right now. In response to mining claims of jobs and future investment drying up our Prime Minister (PM) trotted out a couple of words last week only the dorkiest of dorks would ever use...
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f as a 30 year old I had known what I know about woman today chances are my life would be a lot different. I would have settled down, purchased a slightly deliberated house in West Heidelberg, got married and be the proud parent of Doyle Jr. Unfortunately for Doyle Jr. when it comes to...
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It has been revealed that an Iraqi cab driver was the source of Tony Blair’s claim that Saddam Hussein had WMD’s, which was used to support the invasion of Iraq. We all know that cabbies are some of the best sources of local knowledge when you’re new in a country, but using it as intelligence...
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  Millions of pulse rates fluttered across Australia today with Tony Abbott winning leadership of the Liberal Party. The excitement and mixed admiration for a new enemy was felt in the veins of Australia’s Left, however there’s no need to fear. Rejoice that there will be some real firery opposition for sure, great theatre, but Tony will never...
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As an adjoiner to Sundays piece, todays concessions put forward in the Governments’ ETS proposals make an absolute mockery of the idea of climate change. Forget about it. It’s over. Power and the influence of Wealth has won over the Health of our dear planet Earth and the future of Humanity. Live like you’ve...
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Picture a group of brats in a creche making a huge mess, throwing food and paints around, forcing other kids to eat crayons and swallow Lego, shitting and pissing wherever they want, eating it, wiping the walls with it, rubbing it in others kids faces and hair. This little group are certified little psychopaths...
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You little independent balance o’ power ripper, anti-gambling, anti-work choices, pro-Kyoto when no one gave a fuck. But now. Now. Tonight in a Channel Nine News Flash in the middle of the Best of Hoges, they say you’ve thrashed it out in the Senate against Scientology! Too early to analyse the main medias attention...
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I’m a simple man, I play fantasy football, I enjoy watching repeats of Two and a Half Men and Seinfeld, I read The Age, I detest radio talk back and I think Wayne Carey is an arsehole with no redeemable qualities. So it’s not surprising that I struggle to understand why there is such...
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