There once was time when people said’sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me’ Not anymore. Stephanie Rice caught the ire of Ian Roberts and the all powerful gay lobby today with a remark on Twitter. She referred to the Springboks as faggots after they lost to the Wallabies...
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In the words of Flo Rida ‘You spin my head right round, right round, when ya go down when ya go down down’ Its been 2 weeks since we all voted and the punch and judy show continues. As i sloshed my way around the park yesterday here in suburban Melbourne at the end...
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If you are male and have kids then it’s highly likely you are familiar with the word Vasectomy. A word used to describe the cutting of the vas deferens a tube that allows sperm to traverse the roller coaster of a man lower abdomen, pay a social call to the prostate and then launch...
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Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip that started in some Indonesian port aboard some leaky ship. First mate was an untrained sailor man, his skipper counts the moula while 84 desperate passengers are heading for Australia. The weather started getting rough, the tiny shipped was...
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Does anyone remember the add for the Mitsubishi Canter light truck? It featured 3 well fed Sumo wrestlers all jammed in the cab. Not sooo Squeezy! Good for a laugh and I’m sure they sold plenty of trucks. Nowadays anyone trying to ride a train into the city during Melbourne peak times can partake...
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There is a huge shit fight going on between the government and mining companies over the new ’super profits’ tax right now. In response to mining claims of jobs and future investment drying up our Prime Minister (PM) trotted out a couple of words last week only the dorkiest of dorks would ever use...
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When I was a little kid gay was still associated with happiness, the Flintstones jingle and a popular nut covered ice cream.  Times have changed and society has changed a lot in 35 years. The average suburban heterosexual has been bludgeoned into accepting this new society ‘norm’ whether they like it or not. Put your head up as Akermanis...
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As an AFL football follower i care not about Rugby League or the Storm. This article is not about the Melbourne Storm. As a regular reader (online) of the Herald Sun rag i seem to spend as much time reading ‘reader comments’ as the actual articles these days. The inability of many to spell...
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News that Southern football league team St Kilda City had done a deal with a local brothel on some desperately needed sponsorship dollars was swiftly followed by another headline announcing the Australian Football League (AFL) had stepped in to stop it. How is this possible you may ask?  For decades local football clubs have thrived,...
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