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So much for the fucking Arab Spring…

January 22, 2012
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Come on girls, do you believe in love? 'Cause I've got something to say about it

"Oppress Yourself"....

So much for the fucking Arab Spring in Egypt. The fucking Muslim Brotherhood won 38% of the fucking vote, combined with the fucking ultra-conservative medieval nut jobs the Islamist Al-Nour Party that got 29%, that makes a two-thirds majority to religious crazies. The party of the youthful revolutionary movement was mostly a no show. Well done Egypt. Way to go. Three cheers for democracy and people power… You ignorant pigs.

What the fuck was Tahir Square about then? You get rid of a 30 year long dictatorship to replace it with a 1500 year old dictatorship. What a base bovine herd you are. I was suspicious of supporting you stupid cunts from the get go.

The media creamed in its collective pants about the inspiring struggle for democracy and human rights, your ‘heroic defiance’, your chants of ‘Egypt is free!’ and ‘we won!’. “The age of political reason is returning to the Arab world” wrote Tariq Ali at the time. Well they fucked that one up didn’t they Tariq? Or does the progressive Left now support Islam? Sorry but I wasn’t on the distribution list for that update.

So after years of deriding religion of all sides, the Left, in its anger against the imperialism and neo-colonialism of the West, is accepting Islam without muttering a word? You fucking whores! You fucking dopey one-eyed animals. What about the Enlightenment? What about human rights? What about freedom from oppression? Fuck Christianity and fuck Islam! Express yourself!
 

Come on Girls

Come on girls
Do you believe in love?
‘Cause I got something to say about it
And it goes something like this

Chorus:

Don’t go for second best baby
Put your love to the test
You know, you know, you’ve got to
Make him express how he feels
And maybe then you’ll know your love is real

You don’t need diamond rings
Or eighteen karat gold
Fancy cars that go very fast
You know they never last, no, no
What you need is a big strong hand
To lift you to your higher ground
Make you feel like a queen on a throne
Make him love you till you can’t come down
[You'll never come down]

(chorus)

Long stem roses are the way to your heart
But he needs to start with your head
Satin sheets are very romantic
What happens when you’re not in bed
You deserve the best in life
So if the time isn’t right then move on
Second best is never enough
You’ll do much better baby on your own
[Baby on your own]

(chorus)

Express yourself
[You've got to make him]
Express himself
Hey, hey, hey, hey
So if you want it right now, make him show you how
Express what he’s got, oh baby ready or not

Intermediate:

And when you’re gone he might regret it
Think about the love he once had
Try to carry on, but he just won’t get it
He’ll be back on his knees

To express himself
[You've got to make him]
Express himself
Hey hey

What you need is a big strong hand
To lift you to your higher ground
Make you feel like a queen on a throne
Make him love you till you can’t come down
[You'll never come down]

(intermediate)

So please

(chorus)

Express yourself
[You've got to make him]
Express himself
Hey, hey, hey, hey
So if you want it right now, make him show you how
Express what he’s got, oh baby ready or not
Express yourself
[You've got to make him]
So you can respect yourself
Hey, hey
So if you want it right now, then make him show you how
Express what he’s got, oh baby ready or not

 

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