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Archive for May, 2010

Who’s your Daddy??

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May 27, 2010
Who’s your Daddy??

Well we can all breathe a sigh of relief; St Kilda players have been cleared of any wrong doing in having sex with a teenage girl and getting her pregnant. What a relief this must be for the family of the girl in question. I guess all they need to work out now...
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Israel – Sent to bed without any dinner for “Fuck Off” to Australia

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May 25, 2010
Doyle Jr. and Israel in need of a good smack?

If as a 30 year old I had known what I know about woman today chances are my life would be a lot different. I would have settled down, purchased a slightly deliberated house in West Heidelberg, got married and be the proud parent of Doyle Jr. Unfortunately for Doyle Jr. when it comes to...
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We’ll have a gay old time

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May 21, 2010
We’ll have a gay old time

When I was a little kid gay was still associated with happiness, the Flintstones jingle and a popular nut covered ice cream.  Times have changed and society has changed a lot in 35 years. The average suburban heterosexual has been bludgeoned into accepting this new society ‘norm’ whether they like it or not. Put your head up as Akermanis...
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Train to Casablanca – Part 1

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May 14, 2010

The train Journey between Marrakech to Casablanca should take around 4 hours but things in Morocco tend to take a lot longer than they should. This train isn’t one of the old romantic relics from the 30’s it’s more like a mid 90’s job with bright orange seats that would have looked outdated as soon...
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