So what happened guys? C’mon, no one is reading this, we can be honest, what the hell happened? You’re in limbo, like in a coma, we’re standing around the hospital bed of Australian democracy hoping for signs of life. Like that great video for Metallica’s One.
“Imprisoning Me
All That I See
Absolute Horror
I Cannot Live
I Cannot...
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Alive and dreaming, or Dead and remembering?
“…whatever you do don’t vote for Abbott”
Whats happening Faux Brother?
What I was going to tell you about, today I walked a lot, across tram tracks along cobbled roads under the sun, and rode the metro underground trains – up and down all the stairs, always coming up from them...
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Hold me closer Tiny Cancer
“Hold me closer tiny cancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
you had a busy day today”
That tragedy so common its become normal like bad weather. That leech sucking hope. That personal injustice. That grinning grim reapers lottery.
Every one knows...
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Swimming in the Debris of the Rising Tide
The clocks have melted down the wall. Time has ceased to be a concept that can easily be grasped without some patient focused thought. The date on that wall is 2 weeks ago. Have I been here that long? If I protested that...
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The Big Snip
If you are male and have kids then it’s highly likely you are familiar with the word Vasectomy. A word used to describe the cutting of the vas deferens a tube that allows sperm to traverse the roller coaster of a man lower abdomen,...
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Gillard’s Isle
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip that started in some Indonesian port aboard some leaky ship. First mate was an untrained sailor man, his skipper counts the moula while 84 desperate passengers are heading for...
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Not so Squeezy!
Does anyone remember the add for the Mitsubishi Canter light truck? It featured 3 well fed Sumo wrestlers all jammed in the cab. Not sooo Squeezy! Good for a laugh and I’m sure they sold plenty of trucks.
Nowadays anyone trying to ride a...
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Balderdash and Bunkum!
There is a huge shit fight going on between the government and mining companies over the new ’super profits’ tax right now.
In response to mining claims of jobs and future investment drying up our Prime Minister (PM) trotted out a couple of words...
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Who’s your Daddy??
ell we can all breathe a sigh of relief; St Kilda players have been cleared of any wrong doing in having sex with a teenage girl and getting her pregnant.
What a relief this must be for the family of the girl in question....
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