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So much for the fucking Arab Spring…

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January 22, 2012
So much for the fucking Arab Spring…

    So much for the fucking Arab Spring in Egypt. The fucking Muslim Brotherhood won 38% of the fucking vote, combined with the fucking ultra-conservative medieval nut jobs the Islamist Al-Nour Party that got 29%, that makes a two-thirds majority to religious crazies. The party of the youthful revolutionary movement was mostly a...
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Let the Experts steer the Ship

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November 19, 2011
Let the Experts steer the Ship

 I would like to take issue with the recent scribbling about the change of government in Italy. To be brief Henington is out of his depth and should go back to criticizing Howard-era Liberals in Australia, as he has no idea about the complexities of Italian politics and the importance of stability in the...
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Ronald sacked as mascot of McDonaldland (or Berlusconi resigns)

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November 13, 2011
Berlusconi joins the Ousted Dictators of 2011 club

For as long as many can remember Ronald has been the clown face of McDonald’s, inhabiting his fantasy world called McDonaldland, having adventures with his strange friends such as Mayor McCheese, the Hamburgular , and Grimace. But after accusations of involvement with the McDonaldland criminal underworld, political corruption, abuse of his media power,  illegal...
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How do you solve a problem like Ron Paul?

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September 29, 2011
Hi my name is Ron Paul

It’s hard for me to say this but I have a man crush on a 76 year old Congressman from Texas. Yes I know, me a husband and father whom some would argue holds some ‘homophobic views’ cannot get enough of Crazy Uncle Ron. Who? you ask. Ron Paul I say otherwise known as...
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The Great FREELANCER Blogger-Slave Conspiracy

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October 4, 2011

I started having Orwellian visions of the New Blog Order. All these blogs, who knows what percentage, may come...
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SHARKS ON TRIAL

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September 5, 2011

           “AUTHORITIES HUNT KILLER SHARK”. My immediate thought was – so will it be killed or what? Brought...
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A Sad, Sad Day

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August 25, 2011

August 24, 2011 was a particularly sad day in Australia. In the early hours of Wednesday morning news broke...
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The discerning Looters

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August 21, 2011

What an amazing photo taken by Peter Macdiarmid on August 7 at the height of the London riots. At...
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Travel

Milan: 5000 In Bed With Australian.

Milan: 5000 In Bed With Australian.

  There’s an Australian that has Northern Italians feverish. This year already 23,330 in Lombardy and 4,660 in Milan have been in bed with her. Its this seasons strand of influenza and they have named it l’Australiana (scroll down for the article, the second sentence actually reads “A lot of people are under the...

A Blog-hating blogger blogs…

A Blog-hating blogger blogs…

     Ok, what are we going to do about all these blogs? There are just too many. I am the first in line in respecting everyones right to express themselves, but come on now. What happened to private diaries? Put a lock on it, keep it under your pillow. Write in pen, doodle in...

Sport

Isn't it football season yet?

Dear Mr Evans/Mr Hird, I thought I’d write you a letter. Not because I...

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