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Alive and dreaming, or Dead and remembering?

August 28, 2010
By Henington
Alive and dreaming, or Dead and remembering?

       So what happened guys? C’mon, no one is reading this, we can be honest, what the hell happened? You’re in limbo, like in a coma, we’re standing around the hospital bed of Australian democracy hoping for signs of life. Like that great video for Metallica’s One.   “Imprisoning Me All That I See Absolute Horror I Cannot Live I Cannot...
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“…whatever you do don’t vote for Abbott”

August 18, 2010
By Henington
“…whatever you do don’t vote for Abbott”

    Whats happening Faux Brother? What I was going to tell you about, today I walked a lot, across tram tracks along cobbled roads under the sun, and rode the metro underground trains – up and down all the stairs, always coming up from them...
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Hold me closer Tiny Cancer

August 15, 2010
By Henington
Hold me closer Tiny Cancer

   “Hold me closer tiny cancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen you had a busy day today” That tragedy so common its become normal like bad weather. That leech sucking hope. That personal injustice. That grinning grim reapers lottery. Every one knows...
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Swimming in the Debris of the Rising Tide

July 31, 2010
By Henington
Swimming in the Debris of the Rising Tide

  The clocks have melted down the wall. Time has ceased to be a concept that can easily be grasped without some patient focused thought. The date on that wall is 2 weeks ago. Have I been here that long? If I protested that...
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The Big Snip

July 13, 2010
By White

If you are male and have kids then it’s highly likely you are familiar with the word Vasectomy. A word used to describe the cutting of the vas deferens a tube that allows sperm to traverse the roller coaster of a man lower abdomen,...
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Gillard’s Isle

July 13, 2010
By White

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip that started in some Indonesian port aboard some leaky ship. First mate was an untrained sailor man, his skipper counts the moula while 84 desperate passengers are heading for...
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Not so Squeezy!

June 17, 2010
By White

Does anyone remember the add for the Mitsubishi Canter light truck? It featured 3 well fed Sumo wrestlers all jammed in the cab. Not sooo Squeezy! Good for a laugh and I’m sure they sold plenty of trucks. Nowadays anyone trying to ride a...
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Balderdash and Bunkum!

June 17, 2010
By White

There is a huge shit fight going on between the government and mining companies over the new ’super profits’ tax right now. In response to mining claims of jobs and future investment drying up our Prime Minister (PM) trotted out a couple of words...
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Who’s your Daddy??

May 27, 2010
By Doyle
Who’s your Daddy??

ell we can all breathe a sigh of relief; St Kilda players have been cleared of any wrong doing in having sex with a teenage girl and getting her pregnant. What a relief this must be for the family of the girl in question....
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In Brief

Spin me round

By White

In the words of Flo Rida ‘You spin my head right round, right round, when ya go down when ya go down down’ Its...
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Ron Paul criticises Obama’s war strategy

Who wants war? The military-industrial complex in the US who have a strangle hold on politics, that’s who. The outspoken Republican congressman from Texas,...
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